I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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