well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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