Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize