We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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