well most of my day revolves around power hour
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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