Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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