His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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