hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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