Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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