During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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