The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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