..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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