THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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