I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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