One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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