Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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