I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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