i permit you to call me
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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