Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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