i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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