Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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