For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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