He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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