If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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