dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do you remember whose house we're in?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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