Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I am one with the molecules
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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