He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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