I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
3pm strippers are depressing
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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