It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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