I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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