Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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