a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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