he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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