White coat. Heels.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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