awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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