Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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