i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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