I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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