I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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