I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize
