Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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