my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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