i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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