It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
now i know why i became what i already was.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
im holly from the hills drunk
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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