Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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