There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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