I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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