what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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