we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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