wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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