is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
pray to the hookup gods
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i believe in u and ur pee
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
