so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
did you just send me my own nude
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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