Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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