Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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