dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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