You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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